Zero Roses Given – Anti-Valentine (Sarcastic) 11oz. Coffee Mug | The Don's "MUG" Shots Collection

Some feelings don’t need flowers.
This mug gets it.

Featuring a bold crossed-out rose design and the deadpan statement “Zero Roses Given.”, this mug is made for anyone who prefers caffeine over clichés. It’s the perfect anti-Valentine gift for singles, couples who hate cheesy romance, or anyone who treats February like just another month—with coffee.

Clean, minimalist, and quietly sarcastic, this mug delivers the message without shouting. No glitter. No hearts. No nonsense.

Why you’ll love it:

• Dry, anti-Valentine humor that doesn’t try too hard

• Clean, modern design that works year-round

• High-contrast print that stands out on a white mug

• Office-safe sarcasm (HR-approved… probably)

• Great gift for friends, coworkers, or yourself

Perfect for:

• Anti-Valentine’s Day gifts

• Coffee lovers with a sense of humor

• Single-friend survival kits

• Couples who refuse to do “cute”

Because sometimes the most honest Valentine is… none at all.

Product features
- Microwave-safe for convenient reheating
- Dishwasher-safe for easy care
- Vibrant, crisp color reproduction
- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap